Letters to the Editor: Sept. 27, 2024
Real change
I was disappointed to read the News-Register’s endorsement of Dan Rayfield for Oregon attorney general, especially when his opponent, Will Lathrop, has the support of nearly all of Yamhill County’s most prominent leaders: Sheriff Sam Elliott, District Attorney Brad Berry, State Rep. Lucetta Elmer and all three county commissioners.
I have never met Dan Rayfield, but I have met Will Lathrop — right here in Yamhill County. Here are a few of my takeaways:
Will is a public servant, not a politician. He has dedicated his entire career to protecting women and children from exploitation, including a portion spent right here in Yamhill County, where he served as a child sex abuse prosecutor.
Oregon is failing to protect our kids.
It is the attorney general’s job to ensure our state agencies are following the law. But just this year alone, 13 children have died in Department of Human Services custody.
Oregon has an overwhelming influx of drugs pouring in.
Will’s message in regard to that was spot-on: “We might not always agree on Oregon’s approach to addiction and drug possession, but what we can all agree on is that no one should be making huge amounts of money by exploiting innocent people.” And he has the local, state and international law enforcement experience to tackle this head-on.
Will also cited millions in taxpayer dollars being spent with no accounting to where it is going. It’s the attorney general’s job to follow up on state audits and investigate misuse of public funds.
If you want real, meaningful change, vote for Will Lathrop for attorney general.
Matt Saltmarsh
McMinnville
Lies and vandalism
I doubt political yard signs actually affect election results, especially in our hyper-polarized society. Indeed, it’s hard to believe that at this late date, undecideds, assuming there are any, would be swayed by a sign.
Nevertheless, we put a Harris-Walz sign up in our yard as a show of support. Unfortunately, later the same day, it was knocked over.
I reinstalled it. The next day, it was pulled up and thrown across the street.
I found it and reinstalled it again. We’ll see what happens.
It’s not that I much care. Whether or not my sign stays up for the next six weeks isn’t really consequential.
The thing I find interesting is the parallel between the presidential campaign and these local acts of vandalism. It seems to me that if a candidate feels it’s necessary to lie, and a partisan of that candidate then feels it’s necessary to destroy yard signs, maybe it’s because they fear their message isn’t strong enough on its own.
Stephen Long
McMinnville
Raising an objection
Back in April, several controversial books were brought before the principal and librarian at McMinnville High for review. Two were curated for explicit sex illustrations, the other six recommended for retention.
Following district guidelines, I challenged the review because the other titles were just as explicit, just without illustrations. After all, words paint the same picture just as clearly.
It went to the Material Challenge Committee, which read the books over the summer. The committee decided, with the superintendent’s concurrence, to retain the books without restriction.
Since Oregon makes it a Class A misdemeanor to display obscene materials to minors, it’s absurd that public school libraries have been exempted under the guise of “education.”
The challenge is slated to go on to the school board in October, because I and many others believe pervasively vulgar and explicitly sexual books don’t belong in a place where minors have access.
Though parents can access their children’s library accounts online, and request their children be barred from checking out certain books, many don’t even know these books are currently present and accessible. One of the challenged books is even listed as a coming-of-age novel selection, which parents don’t typically know either.
I’m requesting the other six be removed. If the board disagrees, I propose any book containing sexually explicit, obscene and pervasively vulgar material remain behind the librarian’s counter, accessible only with parental permission.
I would also like to see more people involved in the curating process for books added to the collection, as it’s likely more of these will be coming through each year. I encourage parents to take a closer look, and be willing to volunteer their time.
Removed were: “Let’s Talk About It,” by Erika Moen, and “Gender Queer,” by Maia Kobabe. Still under challenge are: “Looking for Alaska,” by John Green, “Me and Earl and the Dying Girl,” by Jesse Andrews, and “Glass,” “Smoke,” “Perfect” and “Tricks,” by Ellen Hopkins.
Cindy Allen
McMinnville
Parallels revisited
Last week’s letters offered an interesting analogy, comparing Venezuela to the U.S. and citing it as an example of what this country could become if Kamala Harris were elected president.
What was missing was the fact that the cause of the degradation of Venezuela was corrupt and dictatorial rule, first by Hugo Chavez, who died in 2013, and subsequently his hand-picked successor, Nicolás Maduro.
In presidential balloting in 2018, Maduro was challenged for a second term by Juan Guaidó. U.S. President Donald Trump declined to meet with Guaidó, the moderate candidate, but expressed interest in meeting with Maduro, a strongman figure Trump admired.
Maduro claimed victory, but the election was widely criticized around the world as fraudulent. Trump granted Venezuelan exiles protection from deportation at the time, though he now decries them as criminals.
Earlier this year, Maduro was defeated in his bid for a third term by González Urrutia. Though Urrutia was recognized internationally, Maduro refused to relinquish power — something Trump attempted unsuccessfully in 2020 — forcing his rival to flee.
So, as it was stated in the letter, “Before you vote, look at what the candidates have said in the past, not what they say now.” That’s wise counsel.
Stuart Gunness
Sheridan
Election calls
It’s that time of year again — election season!
In some parts of the country, people are already voting, even as candidates still struggle to explain their ideas. We Oregon voters will receive our mail-in ballots on or shortly after Oct. 17. If you aren’t yet registered, you can do that through Oct. 15 — online, in person or by mail.
Statewide, we have three important offices to fill, with no incumbents: attorney general, who can initiate or participate in lawsuits that may affect pocketbooks or civil rights nationwide, making this arguably the most important office in any state; secretary of state, who oversees elections and conducts audits of state agencies; and treasurer, who manages our tax dollars.
The races for secretary of state and state treasurer are no-brainers, as the Republican candidates are running only because the state legislature barred them from seeking re-election, given that they each missed more than 10 floor sessions without excuse this past year.
They do not deserve our votes. I will be voting for Tobias Read and Elizabeth Steiner.
The race for AG is a closer call, but Dan Rayfield has more experience in government and will therefore get my vote.
In the race for Congress, Yamhill County is part of District 6, represented by Andrea Salinas, who has the distinction of developing and passing one of the few bills the House adopted this year. Her opponent is perennial also-run Mike Erickson, who funds most of his campaigns himself. I’m voting for Salinas.
Locally, we have an important race for county commissioner between Lindsay Berschauer, an ideologue who claims to represent farmers, and Bubba King, an actual farmer who pledges to represent people, not ideas.
Berschauer has a proven record of divisiveness and elevation of conspiracy theories over the needs of her constituents. King gets my vote.
Susan Watkins
McMinnville
Acres for Berschauer
Drive around rural Yamhill County and you will find the roadsides festooned with posters supporting Lindsay Berschauer, as well as a wide array of similar Republicans.
The signage suggests these candidates are supported by a large number of acres, but many fewer voters. Drive on for a mile or two and the oft-repeated signs could represent hundreds or even thousands of acres, but only the votes of some members of a single farming family.
Some signs proclaim the sponsor is liked by farmers or is a farmers’ friend. But one should inquire of the farmers represented to see just what that means.
Acres don’t vote, farmers do.
Peter Gladhart
Dayton
Standing tall
I enjoy going down Third Street and seeing the amazing Nash & Nichol home goods store standing proudly at the corner of Ford and Third.
If it weren’t for the courage of City Councilors Jessica Payne, Adam Garvin and Zack Geary in insisting on following the correct standards, the outcome would be different.
But the most courageous act of all came when our Mayor Remy Drabkin stood tall and strong to cast the deciding vote, breaking a 3-3 tie. Otherwise we could be looking at a chain link fence and a pile of rubble on that corner and block.
As you decide your vote for mayor of McMinnville, I hope you will return Remy, who has the skill, experience and understanding of complex issues facing us in the years ahead. Her strong leadership style is dedicated to the long-term future of our city.
Beth Caster
McMinnville
Straight Republican
I support Lindsay Berschauer for Yamhill County commissioner.
Lindsay has maintained limited county government and minimized intrusion into our private lives. She has also kept us out of the Portland Metro taxing authority, and once we are gobbled up into that vast nightmare, there is no going back.
I support Donald Trump for president.
During his presidency, inflation was under control, we were disengaging from foreign war and he was working very hard to downsize government. During the Biden/Harris reign, my purchasing power has been reduced by 20% and I honestly don’t know who is really running the federal government.
Harris has not been telling what she wants to do, beyond fixing the problems she helped create.
I will be voting straight Republican this fall. If the Democrats get a super majority in the Legislature, to go with the governorship, the checks and balances of the loyal opposition will not exist.
I have not found a good reason to vote for any of the five state measures on the ballot. Vote no on all of them.
Dennis Goecks
McMinnville
Which militia?
Lindsay Berschauer signs include a partial quote from the Second Amendment: “A well-regulated militia, being the right of the American people ... “
So which militia does she belong to? Are there more than one currently operating in our county?
I’d sure feel better knowing somebody local wass keeping track of all those local guns, hunters and licenses.
Tim Duerfeldt
McMinnville
Kudos for LDS crew
Volunteers have been working hard at cleaning up Discovery Meadows Park. They have trimmed trees, cut back shrubbery, spread gravel and raked up debris.
It is my understanding they are members of the LDS church, and are working under the direction of the Parks & Recreation Department. The park clean-up is one of their community service projects.
It’s a hard job. They deserve a big thanks for keeping the park beautiful for the rest of us.
Sharon Gunter
McMinnville
Kindness the key
In regard to the recent story on animal behavior:
How appropriate is it to hold animals responsible for their behavior if that behavior is instilled in them by humans?
I believe humans are taking the wrong approach in their attempt to understand animal behavior.
Animals are instinctive. To a point, they react in the same way humans do.
There’s also another reason it’s difficult to blame animals for their behavior. Their reactions reflect a need to get praise and rewards from humans
It seems we all want praise and rewards. Animals have learned this from humans.
I don’t believe animals can reflect on this as humans can, though. So we have the responsibility to treat animals in a kind and thoughtful way — the way we would want to be treated.
If that is what they expect, that is what I believe they will learn.
Janet DeWith
Yamhill
Comments
tagup
Mr Goecks- It’s nice to know you put your political party ahead of the truth.
CubFan
Dennis Goecks... I completely agree with your statements:
"I support Donald Trump for president.
During his presidency, inflation was under control, we were disengaging from foreign war and he was working very hard to downsize government.
During the Biden/Harris reign, my purchasing power has been reduced by 20% and I honestly don’t know who is really running the federal government.
Harris has not been telling what she wants to do, beyond fixing the problems she helped create."
Bleepbloop
CubFan, did you ever study economics? Do you think the president has much control over global inflation? You have to look at how America did versus the rest of the world to get an accurate understanding of how we did on inflation. If you remember, almost all experts predicted a rescission in 2021 because of Covid and other global forces. That did not happen. Any credit to Biden administration for that? The small mindedness of people blaming the president for inflation is baffling. How could anyone think that the “billionaire” cares about the middle class. The nearly 80 year old who can’t put sentences together and just try’s to sow division is your choice to lead the country? Geez Louise.
Don Dix
Relying on predictions of so-called 'experts' isn't always the wisest choice, In numerous instances, an expert seems to be the person that always finds a reason for guessing wrong.
Bigfootlives
Hi Bleep, we haven’t chatted in a while; I missed you. Seriously, I hope you are doing well.
A president's monetary policy greatly influences inflation in this country. Bidenomics had us in an inflation in 2022. A recession was determined by two consecutive quarters of negative GDP. The only thing this administration does well is gaslight, so the definition of recession was changed to suit the narrative. See the link for CNBC discussing the GDP from July 2022. So a little history lesson and a mountain of available information should make the study of economics clear outside the gaslighting.
https://youtu.be/s2vOxAAnBD0?si=fdZBK2XEm4u26GjQ
ICE released this information on the day Kamala made a photo op at the border and flat-out lied about the last three and a half years. It's hardly the endorsement she claims she received.
This is Biden/Harris on the border.
DHS released 425,431 illegal immigrants convicted of various crimes into the county. Of those, 222,141 have pending criminal charges. All released onto our streets.
13,099 have convictions for homicide, and 1,845 of those have pending homicide charges.
62,231 convicted of assault.
56,533 drug convictions
2,521 have convictions for kidnapping
And last but not least – 15,811 have sexual assault charges, including rape!
All knowingly released into this country by the Biden/Harris DHS. Using my public school system education, that comes out to 316 sex offenders per state. How many do you think are in Yamhill County?
These are the captures or people who were processed through ICE. These are not the unknown people who walked in; nobody stopped them.
View the ICE letter here.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tens-thousands-illegal-immigrants-sexual-assault-homicide-convictions-roaming-us-streets
We have all had a belly full of the democrat's idea of democracy.
Bleepbloop
I am sorry to tell you bigfoot, but there is a new person that has taken the crown of crazy town mayor (Moe).
Anyways, for you and Don, let me start with my credentials. I have a degree in finance with an emphasis on economics. I went to one of the best business schools in the country. My senior thesis happened to be on inflation in Western Europe. After graduating, I spent a decade in finance, mainly REITs. I am not an economist by any means, but I have spent many hours studying inflation.
Now I am not going to fact check you or click on your links. They are non-starters for me. Do not use Fox News or YouTube as a source. Second, please check out this article from Global Finance: https://gfmag.com/data/economic-data/worlds-highest-lowest-inflation-rates/
It shows inflation rates in all countries. The USA is actually doing great. Please note that inflation at under 1.5% is a major problem. You want prices going up and most experts think a generic number of 2.5%-3.5% is healthy. If inflation is too low, you have major problems, i.e. Japan over the last 30 years.
I give “Bidenomics” a lot of credit. If the government did not institute stimulants for the economy, the USA (and most likely the world) would have gone into a deep recession during Covid. That is not to mention the human toll of no stimulation. That was of course going to lead to inflation for a period of time. Guess what, that period is behind us and inflation is under control. We are doing much better than most of the world in this regard.
Second, what policies do you think Trump is going to institute to reduce inflation? A blanket tariff over imported goods? By definition that is going to raise prices. The man is a buffoon who will say anything to get elected.
And do not cite the Southern Border as a reason to vote for the buffoon. He is the one that tanked the bipartisan deal to secure the border because it would take away his talking point.
Bleepbloop
Last point, all experts agree that immigration is a HUGE net positive for our economy. The border is so overly politized right now that no civil discussion can take place.
Maybe you should buy one of Donald’s new gold watches for $100,000. He says they are “Swiss” but are actually made mainly in China. The man is a swindler who does not deserve the responsibility of President of the United States. If you thought Biden was too old, Trump is basically the same age. He cannot talk in cohesive understandable sentences. If you vote for him, do me the courtesy and admit you are a white supremacist. It is the only logical reason anyone would vote for him. And Don, since you distrust experts, maybe you should stop going to doctors, aka experts.
Bigfootlives
Bleep, I did miss you, and you NEVER fail to deliver!
You start off with your resume to prove you are smarter than the little people like me, and it’s an impressive resume that you, no doubt, worked your tail off for. I hate to tell you that your degrees really don’t impress anyone. After the last 4 year dumpster fire with “experts” gaslighting at every turn, no one cares. Hold on to them, if Harris is president you will likely need them to start a fire.
With your economic degrees why wouldn’t you watch a YouTube video of CNBC talking about GDP and recession? Are you that fragile that you can’t challenge your preconceives notions or opinions? I’m sure the economists on CNBC have bigger degrees than you. You see, I go to sources that might challenge my opinions and beliefs, it’s how you grow. I probably read more liberal media than you do. No degree needed.
And the part I loved, and the reason why you never fail to deliver is that before you puked out your economics dissertation you played the democrat class warfare of “what billionaire would help the middle class “. Then you pivot in your reply to me with classic democrat racial division calling me a white supremacist.
Hold on, it gets better! Then you show your own opinion of yourself with the comment that all of the experts, no doubt you included, think that illegal immigration’s great for the country. Now if you challenged those preconceived notions you might have seen the Venezuelan gang violence, taking over apartments in Denver and Chicago. The 24 hour prostitution that is overwhelming neighborhoods in NYC. Or for the love of God, look around your town and neighborhood at what the fentanyl is doing to this country! I know, you can’t see it from the tower.
If Harris does become president those degrees may be good for something else, but we probably won’t have the water to flush.
That was exhausting! What a nice welcome back.
Moe
Economics 101 according to Moe.
Is 3% / y inflation healthy?
In 70 y, essentially a human lifetime, the value of the dollar would be halved 3 times. That is, the dollar in 70 y would be worth 1/8 as much as today.
Suppose Curly put $1,000 in a mattress; in 70 y it would be worth $125. As though 7/8 of the stash was stolen. The bank has a stronger safe, but at 0.1% / y interest, the outcome would be about the same. At 0.1% / y interest, it would take 2,100 y, without taxes, to reach $8,000!
Meanwhile, Larry bought an asset worth $1,000, growing in dollars at 3% / y. After 70 y, the asset would be worth, in dollars, $8,000. Larry sells the asset but has to pay taxes on his $7,000 profit. That's the inflation tax. Tax on an illusory profit. Leaving Larry with considerably less than $8,000. Worth much less in real terms than the original $1,000. Larry does a bit better than a mattress (or the bank), but still loses.
Moe?
Borrowed $1,000.
And started a successful business.
Then paid back the $1,000 over 70 y with increasingly worthless dollars. A real profit!
Moral: In inflation, borrow, don't save!
CubFan
So...Moe... You really ARE one of the Three Stooges? ;)
Moe
Nuk. Nuk. Nuk. Nuk. Nuk.
Oh, a funny man?
Pick two!
MSM
Thank you, Bleep, for your educated, experienced perspective. I keep reading that economists consider today’s economy to be the strongest US economy in decades. I’m not sure why Trump supporters believe the USA is in such bad shape, except for their dear leader declaring it a disaster so he can campaign on the premise that he will fix it! This country is in bad shape if citizens don’t recognize and respect true expertise on important topics such as how to manage an economy!
CubFan
MSM. You say you’re not sure why Trump supporters believe the USA economy is in such bad shape. Have you bought anything in the last 4 years? 4 years ago, a good price on bread was $1 a loaf… now $3. Butter was $1.99… now $4. Cheese was $1… now $2. Chicken 8pc was $5… now $7. The reader board for Dairy Queen used to tout “5 Buck Lunch”… now “8 Buck Lunch”. I used to go out to lunch with friends, and it would run about $7-$8 before a tip. Now a common lunch price is $15. Car prices have increased 25% since 2019. My rent has increased 7-8% each of the last 3 years. Prices for water, sewer and electricity have risen. Prescription prices have risen. Despite a squeaky clean, accident-free driving record, my car insurance has gone up 15-20% the last 3 years. Homeowner’s insurance- no claims- but increases of 10-20% a year. A gallon of gas has risen 52% in the last 5 years. You get the picture. And that’s just “inflation”, then add to that “Shrinkflation” with smaller packages hiding the amount you purchase, and at higher prices.(A double whammy)I could go on and on, but you get the picture. Nearly every single thing I buy is now substantially higher.
And my income is lower than it was 2 years ago.
So I go further into the hole each month.
I know it’s not just me. Everyone I talk to is feeling a big squeeze.
Things have to change. So I set my eyes at the president’s level and say to myself “Let’s give Trump a shot. I was better off when he was president.”
(That’s just inflation… I have many more reasons for voting for him)
Moe
Is 3% / y population growth healthy?
In a human lifetime, 70 y, the population would double 3 times. That is, by a factor 2 x 2 x 2 = 8.
A good guess is that our current population stands at some 400 million. Would our country be a better place with 8 x 400 million = 3.2 billion people? Can you think of any real problem that would benefit from such explosive growth?
I can't.
On the other hand, many economists like population growth.
For a while at least, it means a growing GDP. And a growing GDP can be cited as evidence of a "strong" economy. Just think of all the economic activity building 8 sewer systems instead of one. Eight school systems, prisons, highways, etc., instead of one. Meanwhile, blowing through the physical carrying capacity of our country.
Here is a good primer on the subject (including "inflation"):
https://www.albartlett.org/articles/art_forgotten_fundamentals_overview.html
https://www.albartlett.org/presentations/arithmetic_population_energy_video_full_length.html
Moe
Moe's advanced economics:
Above we have some personal observations of inflation over the last 4 - 5 years. Some items, especially food, are also under attack via 4th generation warfare. But we can still ask, What is the implied rate of steady inflation given observed price increases?
"Cheese was $1… now $2" over 4 years implies 17%
"Homeowner’s insurance ... 10-20% a year" implies 9.5% - 18%
"A gallon of gas has risen 52% in the last 5 years" implies 8.4%
Meanwhile, interest earned per year on $1,000 @ 0.1% is only $1. Adding insult to injury, that $1 is taxable income! Saving doesn't pay - better stock up now!
Moe
Biden-Harris economics:
In the past week, in excess of $17 billion to Ukraine, Israel & Tawain. (Not saying Trump would be different.)
Meanwhile, for hurricane Helene victims, at best probably pennies on the dollar. Possibly theft of land. Biden-Harris without even the pretense of leadership & empathy. All with the election coming up no less - suggesting blinding idiocy, and utter contempt for the public. Listen to this NC realtor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk5HBLQ6p2M
mikes
Moe. You reference Professor Al Bartlett, 90 year old retired professor of Nuclear Physics as your source. Professor Bartlett died in 2013. Do you think there have been some changes since then. Maybe not. Your politics are front and center. Another great benefit of this local run news paper the New Register. I notice you do not talk about the supply chain disruptions of a world wide killer virus. But may like some folks you do not believe there was a killer virus. May did believe it and that disrupted supply. What happens when supply is down? Yep. Prices go up and international and American companies see an opportunity for record profits. And it seems to be always who ever is President's fault. So simplistic.
Moe
Mikes:
I met Professor Al Bartlett back in '78 or early '79.
Early presentation of his seminal paper "Forgotten fundamentals."
About a year earlier I was working worm's corner on an oil rig. $7 / hr. A lot of money back in those days; college tuition was about $200 a semester, apartment $80 / month. Nobody ever heard of $1 gasoline - I think it was about 29 cents a gallon back in high school. One of my ideas was to build a fleet of nuclear-powered freighters; but I was warned that oil would have to go over the unheard-of price of $10 / barrel! Driller gave me a piece of advice before I twisted off - don't ever invest in an oil well! Good advice.
In 2002 Professor Bartlett was very helpful in sending me reprints of several of his papers. His work has stood up well over time.
Moe
Hurricane economics:
Will the agricultural destruction cause food price inflation?
Food scarcity?
You decide.
Hurricane Helene And Frequency Transmissions
https://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/hurricane-helene-and-frequency-transmissions-90-second-alert/
Bouncer
DENNIS GOECKS I AGREE 100 PERCENT
BLEEPBLOOP ITS DIFFICULT TO TALK WITH A KNOW IT ALL.GOD HELP US ALL.
PETER G.THE AMOUNT OF SIGNS ONLY PROVES THE SUPPORT IS THERE SORRY.
WILL LATHROP IS A GOODMAN. THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB.
Lulu
Thirty-four felony convictions and a five million dollar judgment against him for sexual abuse. How would you respond to that, Mr. Goecks?
Otis
None of us are certified cult "de-programmers". If you want to spend time convincing a cult member to NOT drink the Kool-Aid, be my guest. They will make up whatever justification they need to help them to chug it down. The only way out for most of them will be if their cult leader is discredited or dies.
Try googling "Am I in a cult?"
Then again....maybe they want to be in a cult. There's that too.
Lulu
So, Cindy Allen, should we advance to the next logical step and burn books, like the Nazis? What makes you so fearful?
Moe
More Biden-Harris economics:
Hurricane Helene Victims Being DENIED $750 Assistance Payments Promised By Kamala!
https://needtoknow.news/2024/10/hurricane-helene-victims-being-denied-750-assistance-payments-promised-by-kamala/
(Mind you, that was only $750 per household - not per person!)
mikes
Moe. Thanks for the update. In the 60's everything was expensive went I was in school, in the army, and working. Now is now. Remember 1974 and the OPEC shutting down the gas supply? Remember how supply and demand effects prices? Please consider how your political focus and social media focus effects your understandings of how the world is and how the world works.
Moe
I remember driving down to CA with a buddy of mine. Amazing wonderful highways. Waited in line around the corner, like a Laurel & Hardy movie, only to have them put a lock on the gas pump just as it was our turn. Strangely, I don't think we were a bit upset - mainly amused at having the experience. U.S. 48 production of conventional petroleum peaked in 1970, so they were basically pumping as hard and fast as they could.
Pumping. Pumped a gallon of horse semen out of tampon Timmy. It's in the record. Makes you wonder whether he got it from the horse, or a 3rd party. Who would have ever guessed in 1973- 74 at the Idiocracy of such a V.P. candidate in 2024, never mind the Kamal. Joe McCarthy was right about communist infiltration, demoralization, and, per General Jack Ripper, the attempt to corrupt our precious bodily fluids!
Lulu
Moe--I'll bet you are the perfect party guest.